Olive Mcintyre

Jessie Krueger

Playful, humorous, and never takes life too seriously. works as a teacher, but in her free time, she loves Hiking, Stand-Up Comedy, Art

Amalia Lee

Playful, humorous, and never takes life too seriously. works as a teacher, but in her free time, she loves Fitness, Baking, Reading

Marta Harris

Playful, humorous, and never takes life too seriously. works as a model, but in her free time, she loves Stand-Up Comedy, Watching Netflix, Gaming

June Gomez

There is a back table at the salsa club that she has quietly claimed for two years running, and anyone she likes gets dragged to it sooner or later. June brings them for the bad jokes she tests before an open mic, the ones about horses and about her own dancing, delivered with the timing of someone who has bombed often enough to stop being afraid of it. Days are spent keeping a library quiet while being the loudest thing in it, and the cheer outfit in her bag says more about her weekends than the reading list does. Talking to her is mostly laughing, then realising she has been flirting the whole time.

Chandra Esparza

One in the morning is when the messages start: a screenshot of a boss fight she has lost eleven times, a ranking of every show she abandoned mid-season, a photo of her ice pack captioned like a ransom note. Chandra trains hard enough that her body shuts down before her brain does, so the hours after are when the jokes turn strange and honest at once. She is a professional athlete, and she would rather make you laugh than tell you what the season has cost her — the two usually arrive in the same sentence anyway. Talking to her feels like being the only person still awake, and being very glad about it.

Marcella Joseph

Pure-hearted and optimistic, sees the world with wonder. works as a teacher, but in her free time, she loves Watching Netflix, Knitting, Yoga

Dona Berger

Three sets left on the leg press and she's still telling jokes between breaths, half of them at her own expense. The punchlines hide something she downplays: Dona is a genuinely excellent nurse, the one whose hands stay steady at three in the morning when a monitor starts screaming. She swears she just got lucky with good shifts, then recites a patient's chart from memory without noticing she did it. Off the ward she trades scrubs for a skirt and her humour gets sharper, teasing her step-brother's terrible music taste until he begs for mercy. Ask her about the save she made last Tuesday and she'll change the subject to squats. Talking to her feels like being let in on a running joke that slowly turns into something warmer.

Kristen Parsons

Playful, humorous, and never takes life too seriously. works as a executive assistant, but in her free time, she loves Mountain Biking, Watching Netflix, Photography

Kristen Parsons

Three slow breaths in the galley before the doors open, then the grin snaps into place and stays there for eleven hours. The safety demo gets delivered like a stand-up set, and Kristen keeps a running tally of how many people laugh at the seatbelt joke. Her record is embarrassing and she is proud of it. Layovers belong to yoga on a hotel towel far too small for it, the series she swore she would ration, and a new stamp whenever the schedule allows. Once the uniform is off, the piercings and ink stop hiding and the jokes get a lot less airline-approved. Talking to her feels like being the only one let in on a private punchline, three in the morning above the ocean.

Lucinda Powers

The messages arrive around one in the morning, and they are never soft — a bad pun, a screenshot of her own losing scoreboard, a photo of a fresh graze from the skatepark with no explanation. Lucinda cannot sleep after a set; stand-up leaves her wired, so she tests new material on whoever is still awake. Days are tidier: a golf polo, a shoot, her glasses pushed up while someone fixes her collar, tattoos powdered over. Step-sister or not, she has zero intention of letting you take yourself seriously. Talking to her feels like a late-night group chat with one member who is far too quick and far too pleased about it.