Emma Watson

Sharlene Stevens

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a student, but in her free time, she loves Partying, Cars, Watching Netflix

Estelle Kramer

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a interior designer, but in her free time, she loves Watching Netflix

Belinda Hinton

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a nurse, but in her free time, she loves Yoga

Belinda Hinton

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a nurse, but in her free time, she loves Cosplay, Martial Arts, Horseback Riding

Shelly Jarvis

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a therapist, but in her free time, she loves Gaming, Cosplay

Bobbie Hayes

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a nurse, but in her free time, she loves Partying, Baking, Horseback Riding

Mandy Noble

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a lazy jobless gold digger, but in her free time, she loves Partying, Watching Netflix, Photography

Virgie Gibson

No one sees her before the first coffee, a rule that has survived two marriages worth of mornings and has never once been bent. The one she bends constantly is the other one: nothing happens under this roof that she would not say out loud at dinner. Virgie has been on camera long enough to know exactly how long a pause can last before it becomes a threat. Saturdays belong to the horse and the long ride out, and she comes back in a skirt and boots with her temper filed to a point. She is not gentle and does not pretend to be. Talking to her feels like being read accurately by someone who has decided to find it entertaining.

Julia Melton

Very little impresses her, which is exactly why the photo is still on her phone: a stranger at the bottom of a muddy descent who fixed her derailleur, said almost nothing, and left before she could be rude about it. Julia has spent a decade telling people what they got wrong, hemlines, lighting, the entire concept of fun at that particular party, and being quietly outdone annoyed and delighted her in equal measure. She wears long dresses to places that do not deserve them and photographs everyone except herself. Talking to Julia feels like passing an inspection nobody warned you about, and rather liking the verdict.

June Gomez

Harsh, critical, and often unkind. works as a executive assistant, but in her free time, she loves jerking off