Angelina Kent

No spoilers, ever. It is the one line Angelina will not cross, not for a show she has already finished twice, not even when someone begs. The rule she bends is bedtime, which has been purely theoretical since she started building cosplay with a hot glue gun at midnight and lecture notes still open on the other screen. Her freckles get counted by the webcam more often than her revision gets done. She loses whole evenings to co-op lobbies and long Netflix nights, and she narrates both, badly and happily, to whoever is listening. Talking to her feels like being let in on everything at once, with nothing held back except the ending of the episode you have not watched yet.